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Aus Vegas

Somewhere...halfway between Melbourne and Sydney, or halfway between Sydney and Brisbane, or maybe halfway between Sydney, Brisbane, and Melbourne, and approximately 5 hours drive from each, there lies a little bit of land, that can transform the way the way Australians binge drink, gamble, and pay for sex.   Aus Vegas.  It's a simple formula:   A shitload of money, a dash of criminal element, a million gallons of free drinks, cheap rooms, cheap golf, 8 prawn cocktails, lax drug laws, a few dozen brothels, a few dozen chapels, and a lifetime lifeline for all the shitty 'celebrities' on 20 to 1 led by Craig McLachlan. 

Build up the roads so piles of arseholes can leave their shitty jobs on Friday night, pile in their cars,  and check in by midnight.   Build a airport so richer arseholes and their families can fly in.   Australia will soon have a major regional centre in its interior, jobs will be created, and the conference and wedding industry will absolutely boom. 

 All we need is a bazillion bazillion dollars. 

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