Coming Third

Death of a SNAG

Sometime long before the advent and recent death of the metrosexual, the SNAG has passed away.

The SNAG was a vital part of the YUPPY team, and will join in heaven his partner of many years, the JAP. SNAG was a vital part of Generation X, but ironically and moronically, would thought to be just something you threw on a barbeque by Generation Y.

Inspired by the BMOC at a young age, and raised by a couple of Baby Boomers is a nice WASP community in SOHO, SNAG became an iconic part of The Pepsi Generation, where he met the first love of his life, a SWF. Unfortunately for SNAG, she was GUD, and he moved to NYC shortly after the break up where he became the CEO of MOMA, whilst getting involved in a DINK relationship with the JAP.

His life as a VIP came crashing down when he got arrested for DD on the ICB after having a few UDLS, XXXX's, VB's, JD's, after eating at KFC. Since that time, SNAG was SOL, and in public terms, was MIA.

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