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Do you remember the time?

Details: Category: You've Got Male; Published on Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:00; Written by Kurt Sanders; Hits: 211

When you were in love? I remember. It was about 1987. I was 5 at the time and a friend from the neighbourhood (he lived about five minutes walk up Lock Street in Stanthorpe) brought home a vinyl record with a black cover and a picture of an African American man in a white suit and long curly hair.

YGM's KEEPIN' IT REAL Dictionary

Details: Category: You've Got Male; Published on Sunday, 24 May 2009 04:00; Written by Kurt Sanders; Hits: 166

FAAABULOUS: adj 1. Description word used by inimaginative and dull critics, note the drawn-out 'A' sound, usually succeeded by "darling"; 2. Fabio-like eg He's very Fabulous in appearance; 3. Sex And The City scriptwriters' go-to word when they're all out of ideas.

Science versus God: Go

Details: Category: You've Got Male; Published on Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:00; Written by Kurt Sanders; Hits: 199

So I just got home from watching the next (or first, depending on how you look at it and whether you like to read) installment of Dan Brown's series starring Harvard professor and symbologist Professor Robert Langdon, Angels And Demons.

The story has the protagonist following the signs of a secret society of scientists known as the Illuminati around Rome and Vatican City, all in the name of saving four kidnapped Catholic cardinals and ultimately locating an "antimatter" bomb with the potential to cause an explosion of cataclysmic proportions.

Now, it would have been easy to flex my critic hat on this one but instead I'd like to pose a question to our well-bred Snarkian readers: Science versus God? Which side do you take and why?

You've Got Male's week in review...

Details: Category: You've Got Male; Published on Saturday, 16 May 2009 04:00; Written by Kurt Sanders; Hits: 181

Well what a week! Matty Johns pantsed himself on live TV due to some silly little girl not understanding the interchange rule in the bedroom, Australia passed down a massssssssive deficit budget that will be around longer than John Howard (I'm convinced he is unbreakable, henceforth he can't be killed by conventional weapons i.e. knives, guns, Peter Costello) and last but not least, Stephanie Rice is confused about which swimming pantaloons she should be squeezing her sessy lil self into... I've decided to tackle these landmark events one by one.

Things that have killed more people than swine flu this year

Details: Category: You've Got Male; Published on Saturday, 09 May 2009 04:00; Written by Kurt Sanders; Hits: 222

1. Queensland's roads

2. Normal flu (including man flu)

3. Asthma

4. Cancer

5. AIDS

6. Food poisoning

7. Elephants

8. Aeroplanes

9. Choking on string (true story)

10. Old age

11. Allergies

12. Alcohol

13. Cigarettes

14. Falling bricks

15. Queensland Health

16. Poverty

17. STDs (the no-pants dance kind, not long-distance phone calls)

18. Mothers' Day

19. Weddings in Turkey

20. Immigration

21. Please continue dear readers...

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